Tuesday, April 12, 2005

A prolonged absence

Well, since I last posted here, I've left my old job, gone through a week of training for my new job, had a week off, and today I just finished my 1st day at the new job. Whew! Lots has happened. The big one is that I finally got a visa, which means I can get internet at home. In the blazing fast world of Japan, the company should start installation somewhere between 3 and 4 weeks from now. And that's just getting the phone line installed for ADSL or whatever the heck I've signed up for. Internet providing here is very different than in the States, both in types of services offered and quality. I was going to use nice, really cheap cable internet, but my landlord forbade the cable company to install the cable hookup in my apartment. Talk about silly. So now I'm going for some broadband service that goes at 47M, whatever that may be. I just pointed to something that was in my price range, and said, "I want that." Usually that works.

So anyways, I've started my new job working as an Assistant Language Teacher in Fujisawa City. After going through a week of training and a week off to do nothing since I'm just about broke, I had my first day yesterday. It wasn't exactly everything I imagined it would be like. Over the course of the school year, I'll travel to 5 different schools, ranging from really convenient to a huge pain to travel to. And I'll never stay at the same school for more than 5 or 6 days at a time. That's the thing that I can see being the worst, since it'll take 5 or 6 weeks before I'll be back at the same school. I won't get a great chance to build very strong friendships with the teachers or students. So far, so good, though. We do a team-teaching thing, where I work in the class with a Japanese teacher and we work together for that lesson. I thought it would be really difficult and strange being in the same classroom as someone else and teaching, but it wasn't that bad. Higashi-sensei, the teacher I worked with today, was very kind and helpful, and knows how to control a classroom. She made it a lot of fun working with her. So that's where I'm at. We're having a leaving party with the folks from my Nova school in Chigasaki for myself and for one of the staff members, Shiho, who's moving to be with her boyfriend in Scotland. She was one of my favorite staff, so I'll miss hanging out with her.

Monday, March 21, 2005

Still No Internet (ToT)

This sucks. For those of you following how stupid Japan's rules can be, you'll remember that I couldn't get a new phone back in January because my visa expired in less than 90 days....83 days to be exact when I tried. Now that I've moved into my new apartment, I find that I can't get internet because my visa expires too soon. So even though I have all the necessary paperwork, I have to wait until I can get my updated visa and then update my alien registration card and then I can get internet, when they'll probably take another month to send me the modem and everything else. It's full of absurdity.

Speaking of absurd, my daily patience quota dropped to zero really quickly today. It wasn't helped by the fact that I had to work early today on my day off for somebody in Fujisawa. Biking in my suit doesn't seem too appealing, so I tried to take the bus. Arriving at the bus stop, I find that there's a bus due in 2 or 3 minutes. Unfortunately, the little notation above the time evidently meant that no bus would come at that time, because no bus came, and I ended up wasting 10 minutes. 10 minutes isn't that much, but when you then have 10 more minutes to make the 15 minute bike ride to the station before the train leaves, it's rather frustrating.

Lunch was at Subway. We don't have one in Hiratsuka, so I figured I'd treat myself this one time. Everything in this chain is in English because that's the cool thing to do. The staff there try to speak English to all the foreigners, but their vocabulary is usually limited to "OK." All the toppings and sandwich types are in English. But it's in the funny Japanese pronunciation, which means that no matter how any foreigner tries to say it, they can't figure out what you're saying. So after watching a middle-aged Japanese woman order about 6 sandwiches using English, I thought, "No sweat." 10 minutes later the emloyee finally figures out that I want honey and oats style bread. Now I start to understand why one girl at the McDonald's literally shrieks and runs away whenever one of the teachers at my school goes there for lunch.

OK, how bout some substantial news. Last Monday I simultaneously signed a contract to work for a new company, renewed my visa using my old company (hah, take that NOVA!) and resigned from NOVA. So my last working day will be the 27th, although since I never took a vacation day they have to pay me through the middle of April. On the 28th I start a week of training for the new job, then a week off and on April 11th I start the new job. I'll be an Assistant Language Teacher at a junior high school in Fujisawa. I was hoping to get a position in Hiratsuka, but it didn't pan out. There are benefits, since I'll finally get a train pass so I can scam JR and ride home from Tokyo or Yokohama for about a 10th of the price. But I'll have to be at work at 8:30 am, which is a huge change considering that I don't even wake up until that time for my early days, and well past that on my normal days. So besides a slight sleep schedule change, it's mostly for the better: I get off work at 4:30 so I can actually see daylight when I finish and I'll have Saturday and Sunday off, which means a vaguely normal social life. Nobody wants to go out on Monday night ever. Maybe now I'll meet some Japanese people. The biggest thing is that I can practice my Japanese more.

Gotta run, we're doing print club soon. I'll write more about the new job, how much NOVA sucks, and Ana's new roommate and various other things later.

Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Chickens and Apartments

You know how they always tell you to wash your cutting board real well between cutting chicken and veggies, and how dangerous raw chicken can be? Well, last week we went to one of our favorite yakitori (like chicken shishkebabs) restaurants for dinner. On a whim, we decided to point to something on the menu we didn't know and try it. What came out was, of course, raw chicken. It'd been sliced and seemed to be slightly boiled or seared on the outside, but it was as raw as you can get on the inside. We must've looked pretty weirded out, because the waiter gave them to us free of charge. We ate it though, and nobody got sick or anything. I don't know if I'd have it again, but it wasn't that bad. That doesn't mean you can go to the store and start gnawing on raw chicken out of the meat counter. I think it's prepared similar the raw fish here, which is frozen to kill the bacteria and then thawed and served.

In other news, I'm moving house this week. The new place looks really homey, thanks to my roommate Tracey who has decorated everything. She spent all of yesterday organizing and unpacking her things. My room, however, is a total disaster, and half the stuff isn't even moved yet. I got a friend of mine with a car to give me a hand. He'll probably come over tonight also and help move stuff around. I'll be spending all my free time this week cleaning both rooms and organizing the mountain of knickknacks and random junk I've accumulated here.

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Better photos than mine

This guy's a professional photographer in Tokyo. He's got some really cool and artsy photos on his site, but the ones I'm interested in are some of life around Japan. Specifically, the ubiquitous vending machines, where Ana and I have dropped countless hundred yen coins for Frog Style, and warning signs up around Tokyo. (via OctopusDropKick)

And for photos only slightly better than mine, my friend Damien has a new photo site up, taken with his cooler-than-Ana's camera he just bought, much to our jealousy. I vow that one day, I shall own a better one than him.

A rollercoaster of emotions over technology

One week and counting til I move the the new place. And no internet there. Actually, no internet here, either. The account for our apartment's internet is in the name of some guy who's back in the States now. He evidently was getting charged by the company, even though we've been paying the bills. So he cancelled it. Funny thing is, I'm using the internet right now, and the modem's sitting unplugged in a bag waiting for the people to pick it up. Which makes me wonder if that modem ever worked for me, or just for the guy who had the cable plugged into it. Maybe I've been mooching off of someone else in this building and didn't even know it. Oops. Ain't technology grand?

Speaking of technology, I was getting pestered by emails from a friend begging me to sign up for some friends network based around people's SMS on their cell phone's. I kept wondering why they were so adamant that I sign up, so I did. Then I got a couple emails from others who said I'd been sending them that same type of email to join the same network. Long story short, if you get this kind of email, it's not me, and don't sign up. If anything, click on the link and at the very bottom in tiny print is a link to block it. Do that. I've never had a service so brazenly use my MSN contact list to push their product on other people. I've contacted them, let's see if something gets done.

New Pics

New pictures posted. Evidently, I thought I'd posted these photos from January and then realized I hadn't. So here you go. I haven't really been doing much worth photographing lately, so there probably won't be any added for a couple weeks.

A small maintenance note, now that I've got 30+albums up stretching over the past year, it's now time to start some spring cleaning. I'm going to delete all the albums from 2004, at least up until my Kyoto trip. So if you haven't seen them, you have a few days til they're gone for good, or at least until I return and subject you to a 10,000 photo slideshow/torture session.

Monday, February 21, 2005

Alexander

I just got back tonight from seeing Alexander, the overblown saga brought to you by the guy with as big an ego (at least) as Alexander the Great himself, Oliver Stone. Overall it was OK, and fairly accurate historically, at least more so than Troy. The whole homosexuality thing was played up for shock value, I guess. He says he didn't, but I'll bet Stone couldn't come up with anything to be controversial about, so he has all the soldiers cheering about dancing boys and the "pretty army." I guess it's good for all the homophobic American boys who've seen it to realize that you can like other men and still be a military hard-ass. It's just too bad Stone had to play it up to sell more tickets.

The military tactics from that age are interesting to me, and they were pretty accurate as far as I could tell, but the accuracy was ruined by the crappy cinematography. Many movies use shaky camerawork and rapid cuts to heighten the sense of urgency, but what was used here was ridiculous. I couldn't keep track of what was going on, and several times I started to get motion sickness and a headache. The war elephants were interesting, although I don't think a huge elephant would rear up against a horse like that.

I know it's been out a while back home, and everyone's probably forgotten about it by now, but if you're interested in learning more about Alexander the Great, a history professor from Idaho has a really informative and easy-to-read site. Another page with a great map of Alexander's conquests was created by a few highschoolers (if only I made things as cool back then). I like watching historical movies, especially the more accurate ones, and knowing a bit about the history makes it all the more enjoyable.

Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Weirdness & Random

Today was a really dreary and bleak day. It was cold and rainy, not to mention the fact that I'm near broke a week before payday. So today didn't involve doing much other than sitting in front of the computer surfing and watching strange anime. But lucky for you all, I did find some interesting stuff out there. One site is OctopusDropKick, a graphic design/CG page with a special emphasis on Japan and lots of japanese sites (though it does seem to have gone down in the past 15 minutes, but that's probably just me).

I'm also a little sore from kendo last night. I still show up at the beginner (read: little kids) class, since I don't have the cash to shell out for armor and all that gear yet. So I did the warmup with the kids, which made the parents laugh a lot. It's good to know that, if nothing else, I provide comic relief for these people. But I've been trying to keep up a daily workout routine, and I can actually feel myself getting into shape, rather than the blob that I usually am. Someday I'll be in really good shape and I'll try this out. Until then, I'll just have to stick with pushups.

Friday, February 04, 2005

All your base are belong to us

Just got a new shirt, I'll try to get a pic of it up. A bunny silhouette says: "All the accidents that happen wake up!" Almost on par with my "No F*cking" T-shirt. I'm planning a special photo album just for the strange English pics I find.


...after writing this post, I realized how lame it was. Oh, well, not all of them will win me a Pulitzer.

Cha-cha-cha-changes

Hey all, just a quick update to let you know the news. I got the apartment, which I'm very pleased about. My coworker Tracy is going to move in, and I'll get her stuff when she leaves. So that all is looking very good. Another piece of news that many of you may not be aware of, I'm currently looking at changing jobs when my contract comes up for renewal.

I interviewed with a company that places native English speakers as Assistant Language Teachers (ALTs) in public junior high schools to help with English education. I've thought long and hard about it. Nova is one of the highest-paying employers in this field, although they do make some of that back in apartment rentals and other ways to bilk us gullible and helpless teachers out of our hard-earned yen. Nova also is very much a vacation-type of school. You can change the days you work with other people and work it out so you have several days off in a month to go travelling somewhere or do something. It's very convenient. But lots of teachers complain about how unteacherlike the company is, how we're not really teachers, etc. You have to take the good with the bad. And I've decided that I would rather be in a more teacherlike environment. I've also realized that I'm nowhere close to learning Japanese in a useful capacity, as I found out when I went to the realtor and I had to have her write notes of what she wanted to tell me so I could have someone else translate for me. Working for Interac in public schools should put me more into the culture and the language than working for Nova.

There are some good points about Nova: it pays quite a bit (compared to other Enlgish schools), you can swap your vacation days around, and you don't really have to even think to teach lessons.

There are also some bad points: you're essentially encouraged not to have anything to do with Japanese culture in any way. You're prohibited from socializing with students (a fireable offense), the Japanese staff is randomly swapped around every few months, partly so that we won't get to know them, and the workdays are timed such that you have to work when any of your Japanese friends are off or there are any interesting holidays to see.

This doesn't mean it's bad overall, it just means that it's not for me. Ana loves it there, despite the problems, and I do quite enjoy interacting with the students. Like any teaching job, the students are what make or break the job, more so than the company. If I remember, I'll try to dig up a link to the English-language newspaper that had an interesting article on the treatment of EFL teachers. Some people (at smaller schools, I think) were fired and the reasons given were that they clicked their pens, didn't eat all of their lunch, or some other laughable reason. Nova by far isn't the worst, but it isn't the best for me.

Thursday, January 27, 2005

New Apartment

I'm going in tomorrow to put my John Hancock on a new apartment contract. This will mean the first time I've signed my life away in Japan to a 2-year lease. Basically, this commits me to living here for an additional 2 years, which is something I've thought long and hard about, and have decided it's something I want to do. That doesnt' mean I won't be back for a visit, I plan on it either around Thanksgiving time, or perhaps for Christmas, depending on the job situation.

I'm taking a 3DK here in Hiratsuka. Japanese apartments are measured by the number of rooms involved, plus some measurement of what the dining room/kitchen involve. My 3DK could be construed to be a 3 bedroom, but then again, so could my first apartment, where my 'bedroom' was a tiny storage room with no closet. There are 2 tatami rooms of 6 mats each, plus another roughly 6 mat carpeted room with a tiny sunroom-type place for drying laundry in bad weather. The area isn't as nice as my previous apartments, there are no views of Fuji from my bedroom window, but then again, I'll be paying half the price, with my choice of one roommate.

It's located NNE of Hiratsuka station, just north of a big Nissan R&D center. Lots of my students work there, I guess. It's not a difficult ride, about what my first place was. It runs about 66,000 yen (a bit over $600) per month plus utilities. The price isn't too bad, considering what Nova teachers pay, but the up-front costs are insane. I've ranted before in emails about the living situation. Basically, you are expected to shell out roughly 4-5 times the monthly rent for the 'privelige' of renting the space, and that usually doesn't include the first month's rent. I've managed to negotiate with the realtors, through some Japanese friends, who will give me a slight break, and will allow me to include my first month's rent in the up front fees.

There's a thing called reikin that translates as 'key money,' or a gift to your landlord for their graciousness in renting the space to you. It's more or less against the law, but lots of people still do it, and many realtors find a way to slip it in under other fees. I looked at one place that wanted to charge me no deposit or key money, but over $1000 in 'cleaning fees.' Talk about crazy. This place should be better. I'll have a roommate, one of my co-workers who's leaving in August. She has the complete furnishings for an apartment, down to the light fixtures (no, apartments in Japan don't come with light fixtures or light bulbs). I'll buy them off her when she leaves, and I'll inherit a fully furnished place. I'm happy because this means I'll be paying nearly half the rent I pay now, and will allow me greater freedom, i.e., I can quit working for Nova and take another job and not have to worry about being thrown out of my house. All in all, not bad. Wish me luck, moving day is March 1st.

Kyoto Trip photos are up

What the title says, the Kyoto trip photos are up. I wish I could embed links in my posts to photos on my yahoo account, but I don't think it'll work. I might give it a shot, though, see what happens. Anyway, they're all up, so you can now do a read-along with my post from way back when. Look at it this way, I've gone from 3 months between photos and posting to merely a month. Ain't technology wonderful?

Tuesday, January 25, 2005

A Tale of Two Mondays

One of the amazing things about Japan is the schizophrenic culture here. Like the buildings here, everything is either brand new neon, pastel and tacky; or it's very old, traditional, and musty. I experienced this firsthand over the past week.

Last week, Ana, Damien, and I went to Tokyo to visit a place called 'Cats Livin.' It bills itself as a 'cat theme park.' Basically, you shell out cash to go into various themed rooms and play with cats. There are about 20+ cats running around the place at any given time. Others are on display behind glass cases and brought out for periodic shifts. Now keep in mind, these cats don't always want to be petted. Nor do they always get along with the other cats. One cat was brought out and tethered to a table leg so that customers could pet it and coo over how kawaii (cute) it was. It squirmed, yowled, and generally didn't want to be touched. And for some reason it was named "Caribou." Go figure. And there was the obligatory little boy who'd pet the cats and then suddenly clap his hands loud to try and freak them out.

Afterwards, we hit the top of the Tokyo Metro Government Building, which has a free observatory that has to be the best observatory I've seen in Tokyo. The day was crystal clear and from the 48th or so story you could even make out Mt. Fuji in the setting sun. It was really good to see.

So that was the kitschy, cute side of Japan. Last night I saw one of the older sides still set in tradition. I've wanted to do something for a long time that would force me into using my Japanese and increase my knowledge of the Japanese culture somewhat. All I know of it now are an obsession with cute animals and Frog Style.

One of my students told me about a community kendo club at an elementary school in Hiratsuka. They meet on Mondays, and I dropped by to see what was going on, what it was like. I arrived a bit late, I guess. I walked into the gym and was completely lost. I was on the complete opposite side from the spectators (mostly the parents of the kids practicing). I stood in the doorway for awhile before I decided to dive in with my crappy Japanese. One of the instructors approached me and used his few sentences of English to tell me that he climbed Mt. Rainier in Washington last year. He invited me to watch, so I sat down next to one of the parents to watch what was going on. Evidently though, they thought I should jump in. The head instructor lent me the use of his shinai (bamboo sword) to practice with and sent me over with the tiny kids to practice. I ended up taking turns trying out various attacks on a dummy with a number of 7 year olds who would just stare at me when not galloping towards the dummy or pretending their shinai were rifles and shooting at each other.

Towards the end, the head instructor brought over his katana sword to teach me how to grip the handle and swing the sword. He cleared the area behind me, but everytime I swung back, I had an image of swinging back and lopping off a little kid's ear or something. It was pretty cool to see and try out, I'm definitely going to go back to see if I can learn anything. I have a feeling I'll be put with the little ones again, but since they're about at my level of Japanese I might be able to carry on a real conversation with them.

Thursday, January 13, 2005

Quick Update

Hey all, I've been distracted this past week by a video game. It helps me save money by not going out and spending a ton on alcohol. But it's also prevented me from posting anything up here and getting that mountain of pics from Kyoto sorted, not that I've had anything interesting going on anyway. It's just the same old routine lately, now that we're back from New Year's break. I got sent off to Yokohama for half a day for Chibiko training. Basically, that means that after a few hours of singing and dancing, I'm now qualified in the eyes of Nova to teach 2-3 year olds. Kinda scary. But at least they're required to have a parent or guardian present to keep them under control and clean up any messes.

I can't believe that I've been here for 9 months already, it's kind of strange, it doesn't feel like that long a time. But I guess it has. Like you know, I'd planned on staying for 2 or 3 years. Which means my contract renewal time is coming up. Unfortunately, Nova likes to keep things in suspense, so they'll do the end of contract lesson observation in February, but they won't actually offer or decline a contract until exactly 3o days before my contract's up, leaving me almost no time to find another job. They've done that in the past to lots of people. I guess they do it so that when they offer you renewal, you're supposed to feel so grateful that you won't mind them not bothering to give you a raise at all, even though you've worked hard, and certainly are more capable than others. Many Japanese companies are known for standards of the lowest common denominator, and I guess this one isn't too different. So I'm keeping my options open. I've applied to be an ALT, which means teaching in a public school, or several to be exact, in my city. The interview was Tuesday, I think it went well, we'll see where it goes. I'm keeping my options open at the moment.

Anyway, if anyone who knows about html knows how to create a links sidebar, I'd be most grateful to figure out how to do it. I want to post up links to other pages, photo blogs set up by friends, that sort of thing. Until then, here's a little something to tide you over, the Engrish website

Good day all, off to work now!

Wednesday, January 05, 2005

Happy Bags

There are minor phenomenons that I see in daily Japanese life that are odd or unusual or strange to my way of life and/or thinking. And I always mean to expound upon them here. But doing so can be time-consuming, especially when I'm trying to live a life here. So I haven't had much opportunity to write about my experiences all that much. But one thing I saw over the holidays were Happy Bags.

Happy Bags, or Fortune Bags, Lucky Bags, or Pleasure Bags, are basically grab bags put out by Japanese retail shops after the new year. Since there's no big shopping day between Thanksgiving and Christmas as in the US, I guess most of the sales happen over the New Year's holiday, which basically begins after Christmas and runs until about the 4th of January. But these aren't the standard $2 grab bags you see all over the States. Some of these bags can cost you over $150. Clothing stores, boutiques, and even jewelry stores offer Happy Bags. And you never know what's in them. Obviously, most clothing stores post the size of clothing on the outside of the bag and they keep it uniform for gender, so you don't end up buying a bra for a guy or something like that. Well, usually.

These bags are also nice in that the value is usually a minimum of 3 time the price of the bag. Ana, Damien, and I bought Happy Bags from a boutique/hippie shop in downtown Kyoto. The girl there gave us options of various kinds, so Damien and I took the curtains, and Ana took one with a bag or purse thingy in it. When we got home, we were in for quite a surprise. The contents of my "men's clothing and curtains" Happy Bag was this: one tiny ladies' print shirt with leaves and little elephants, a ladies' scarf, an ashtray, a tiny leather purse, a small belt or waist thingy made of string and seashells, and some curtains. Oh, and a funky day-glo Indian sticker. It only cost me about $10, and the curtains alone went for 3 times that price. So I made out ok, but I have all these girl's clothes, and the shirt doesn't even fit me. Damien and Ana both got girls' pants, complete with a flowered skirt sewn onto the outside. Surprisingly enough, they fit Damien, so they dressed up and we went to the convenience store near the hostel for some drinks. The cashiers couldn't help laughing and staring at Dam-o and his flowered skirt/pants.

A friend of Ana and myself came out much better. For about $100, he got roughly $400 worth of clothes, and all of them fit him. I'm debating the purchase of another Happy Bag, but this time from a shop I know and trust not to give me a bra or something this time around.

Tuesday, January 04, 2005

Welcome to the year 2005!

Happy New Year, everyone!! I got back on Sunday night from western Japan. I went with Ana and Damien to visit Kyoto, the old Imperial center and spiritual home of Japan, for 5 days of crazy fun and temple-viewing. Kyoto has a huge number of Shinto shrines and Buddhist temples. We also visited the Geisha district of the city, and saw a famous teahouse where the geisha still sometimes entertain exclusive guests, like European royalty. We paid a visit to Nara and Osaka, also. New Year's was spent meandering around Chion-in temple to watch monks ring a huge bell, then to another few temples to see smaller ceremonies.

Japan, as Ana has pointed out, is a land of extremes. We saw the largest wooden building in the world in Nara (Todaiji Temple, which is only 2/3 the size of the original structure), the tallest extant pagoda in the world (Toji Temple), the longest wooden structure in the world (Sanjusangen-do Temple, which houses 1,028 statues dedicated to the Kannon, the goddess of mercy), the largest temple gate and the largest bell in Japan (both at Chion-in Temple; the bell requires 17 monks to ring it 108 times for the new year), as well as the largest lake in Japan (Biwa-ko). All of these are located in Kyoto, with the exception of Todaiji Temple in Nara, and all or most of them are classed as UNESCO World Heritage Sites (except the lake, which I'm told is about as polluted as Lake Michigan).

Travelling in Japan is pretty expensive. For the cost of a flight or Shinkansen (bullet train) ticket to the other side of the country, you could fly to Korea or Guam sometimes. But during the New Year's holiday Japan Railways offers a cheap alternative. Kind of a Eurail deal, you get 5 free days of riding trains over the course of about a month for about 11,000 yen, half the price of a roundtrip ticket to Kyoto. Unfortunately, you don't get to ride comfy, cushy trains, and everyone else is doing it, so it's crowded. It took about 8 1/2 hours to get to Kyoto, using about 5 different trains. And we didn't get to sit down the whole way, either, which was a pain.

The three of us stayed in a Japanese style hostel. We had the standard thin futons and comforter that you have to fold up during the day. The room was about the same size as my bedroom, and we pretty much occupied all the space to sleep. Our bathroom was a full bath shoehorned into a typical American half-bath-sized room. It was tiny, and cramped, but I liked it; the owners were very friendly, giving us travel tips and oranges for New Year's.

The 1st day was spent travelling, we got in in the early afternoon. We checked out the Gion district, which is the birthplace of Kabuki theater, and is the extremely famous Geisha district. We hunted around the backstreets hoping to glimpse a geisha, and Ana was lucky enough to spot one riding in a taxi, probably on the way to a gig. We ate in a rather pricey traditional Japanese restaurant, but the food was good overall, though I didn't care much for plain, cold, boiled eggplant.

The 2nd day was our daytrip to Nara and Osaka, which form a triangle with Kyoto that's not more than 45 minutes by local train in any direction. Nara was an ancient capital of Japan, back in the 8th century AD, but now it's a rather quiet city that has a major deer problem. We'd heard that the place was famous for deer, which are seen as messengers from the gods or something like that. What they are now is a menace. But they're a great tourist draw. You can buy a packet of deer food for 150 yen. Somehow they know not to bother the vendors for food, but once that little packet gets into your hand, they swarm. I bought one and was immediately surrounded by hungry deer tugging at my jacket with their teeth, and butting me with their heads. One little girl sat on her dad's shoulders crying "Scary!" as her dad tried to fend them off without losing his balance. Other parents bought the food for their kids, only to have their kids be chased around by ravenous, mangy deer. The main road to the Todaiji Temple is covered with deer and vendors selling T-shirts with pious sayings like, "No Fucking." (I had to buy one of those shirts.) Todaiji Temple, you recall, is a huge building, built to house a huge statue of Buddha. It's so big that his palm can hold 5 or 8 standing monks. He was built using revolutionary techniques in casting (well, revolutionary for the 8th century). One of the support posts has a hole cut through it in the bottom that's roughly the size of the Buddha's nostril. It's said that if you can fit through it, you'll have good fortune. Of course, I had to try, and miraculously fit through to the applause of all the Japanese who thought the big, silly gaijin would get stuck.

After wedging all of us through the nostril-hole, we trekked on to Osaka for some more modern experiences. The only real sight we visited was Osaka castle, a famous example of the huge castles built by the Tokugawa Shogunate. Like nearly every castle, it's a 20th century remake, but it was still pretty to see, and it made for a good picture. I almost forgot, we saw the largest stone used in a castle defensive wall in Japan. I believe someone named it the "Octopus Stone," though I can't imagine why. The main reason to go to Osaka is for the modern pleasures in life, such as eating, karaoke, and LOTS of neon lights. We ate at a nice Thai restaurant, which you can't find in Hiratsuka, and meandered about the main shopping and going-out district, Dotonbori. Nighttime was back to Kyoto in time to crash early for a very long last day of the year.

Day 3 was New Year's Eve. This day was our main temple-viewing day. It was also pretty foul weather. It'd been nice, clear skies up until then, although a bit cold. Saturday was rainy and cold, so not very fun. We made it to Kinkaku-ji (the Temple of the Golden Pavilion), and saw one of the most famous temples in Japan. Just after was saw it and were down the path to head out, the rain turned to sleet and then snow. They say the Kinkaku-ji is very pretty in snow, and we had to turn around and check it out. The sight was amazing, and it made me stop caring for a while how bad the weather was. The next stop was Kiyomizu-dera, another Kyoto staple. The temple is set up on a hill, with a magnificent view of the city. It'd stopped raining/snowing by then, so we were able to see snow-sprinkled houses with their beautiful Japanese tile roofs. There temple's known for a spring there that pours out sacred water. 200 yen gets you a commemorative plastic cup to drink with. We met up with an American co-worker of Ana's to go out for New Year's Eve. That's when we went to Chion-in Temple and stood in a huge, long line in order to file slowly past and watch 17 monks ring a giant bell. Eastern bells aren't the same as the ones we're used to in the States. The bell is rung by pulling a large log back and thrusting it forward to collide with the bell and make the noise. There's no clapper or anything inside. The tone is much lower, since the bells are much larger than Western bells. The bell's rung 108 times, once for every sin Man is prone to commit, according to Buddhist lore. We thought that the ringing would start at midnight, like any Western ceremony. But it started about 11:20 and we were through the line in 10 or 20 minutes, leaving us with lots of time til midnight. We wandered up to a smaller temple where the priests were allowing patrons to come up and ring the bell. The onlookers stood around one of several fire rings to stay warm. I think for the Japanese, New Year's is more about the whole night and the next day, rather than the countdown to the new year. So when the new year came, it was only when one person did a 3 second countdown from the middle of the crowd, not much else.

Day 4 was a slow day to recover from the night before. We saw Sanjusangen-do, a really cool but really chilly temple with 1,001 statues of Kannon, the 1,000-armed goddess of mercy. It was pretty cool to see. Each statue is slightly different in face and clothing, so they say that everyone can find one that resembles themselves. Pretty neat, although I didn't find mine. There's a famous archery contest there every year. Historically, they talk about a famous archer who competed in a 24-hour endurance contest. He supposedly shot 15,000 arrows over that time, or about one every 9 seconds. People do strange things.

We also visited the Inari shrine, dedicated to the fox gods that are supposed to protect the harvests. There are thousands of them all over the country, but this one is the main shrine. It has a path winding through it with torii gates placed every foot or so. So you end up walking through a vermillion forest, wondering when it will end. The Inari shrine does have some of the coolest shrine offerings around. You can buy miniature torii gates to put in your home shrines or have some sort of prayer or invocation painted on and then place it on the graves of your ancestors.

Day 5 was time to see Nijo Castle, a famous castle built by Tokugawa Ieyasu, the man who started the 400-year reign of the Tokugawa Shogunate. Then it was time to head home. It was just as long and exhausting as the trip to Kyoto, but in reverse. I'm glad to be home, even though I loved visiting Kyoto and have to go to work tomorrow.

PS - I took a few hundred photos, so I have to sort through them before posting, so it may be a little while.

Tuesday, December 28, 2004

On Vacation!!

So I'm off to Kyoto, the ancient capital of Japan, for a few days. An odd bit of trivia, if you look at Kyoto, and then look at Tokyo, they basically reversed the sounds. So "Kyo-to" became "To-kyo." But the kanji character for 'kyo' is different. Kyoto is also Ground Zero for all sorts of New Year's celebrations, so we'll be at one of the major temples for the festivities. Chion-in, an ancient temple founded in the 1200s, has the largest bell in Japan, requiring 17 monks to ring it 108 times for the New Year. I'll post more when I return.

Btw, those of you who got my emails in the summer remember me complaining about how horrible the humidity was. Well, now I guess it's the exact opposite in the winter. It's crazy dry here, hardly any rain, and it's dried out my skin something horrible. I spend most of my time just itching. I asked some students what they do to remedy it, and they just kind of looked at me blankly and said they just itched. So looks like I'm going to be itchy for the winter. Damien gets to be Scratchy, though.

Has anyone heard about the earthquake off the coasts of India and Thailand? It caused tidal waves about 5 meters high in some places. The death toll's up around 21,000 so far. They say 2004 is the year of the disaster. In Japan alone, we've had over 2,000 deaths from the various typhoons and earthquakes. That's pretty good, considering over 40,000 died in the earthquake in Iran at the start of the year. Like I said, crazy. Maybe the cultists are right and the world really is ending.

Spirit of Xmas

Well, a belated Merry Christmas to all! I've finally finished work, and am now starting the designated New Year's holiday. It usually runs from a day or two after Christmas, until the 4th of January. Unfortunately, our company doesn't give us Christmas Day off, so on that special day, while you all were opening presents, I was teaching. Our benevolent masters were kind enough to give us early shifts, so we got off about 6 or 6:30, but it wasn't that great.

On the upside, a few of us got together and had an honest-to-goodness Christmas dinner, complete with a few chickens (small game hens, really), and various side dishes. I tried my hand at egg nog, and I presume it was a success, since nobody got food poisoning. That's how you can tell if a meal's a success: if no one dies. At least by my book.

It's rather surprising that Japan celebrates Christmas, it being a non-Christian country and all that. During the closed period, from about 1580 until the Meiji Restoration of the 1860s, Christianity was outlawed, and renegade Christians were mercilessly tortured. You think the Romans were bad? Check out what the Japanese would do. There's a really thought-provoking book called Silence written by a Japanese Catholic named Shusaku Endo. It's a fictionalized account of real occurrances.

But nowadays, Christmas is pretty similar to the USA, except that there's really no religion in it. It's just a commercialized mess, a reason for parents to buy their kids toys, and for couples to buy each other jewelry. Around town, there were tons of Christmas lights, and I even saw a house or two with Santa's sleigh and 8 reindeer made of lights. It's not bad, per se, but there's no real religious significance to it. Not that there's anything wrong with that. We have a Christmas tree and wreaths and holly and Santa that all came from pagan, decidedly not Christian roots.

So they sort of celebrate Christmas as more of a holiday to have a party than anything else. New Year's is coming up, and that's really the time to celebrate and have fun. But first, it's time for an extremely thorough housecleaning. Usually the lady of the house enlists any other females, if there are any, and they clean like nothing else. The department stores are having sales on everything related to that: lightbulbs, tatami mats for the floors, and every sort of cleaning product imaginable. Usually people will have a party or dinner, or stay up really late and watch the sunrise. Then the next 4 days are for going to the local shrine or temple and saying prayers for a good new year. 2005 is the year of the rooster (or chicken, depending on who you ask), so all over the place, products bearing a rooster or chicken are for sale. One of the major alcohol brands is offering I think a premium whiskey in a chicken-shaped bottle.

So yoiotoshio everyone! Meri Kurisumasu and Happy New Year!!

Monday, December 13, 2004

Site Maintenence

So, a few words as you view my site. See that little blue link at the bottom of the posts? It says 'x comments' where 'x' is a number that's probably zero. That means you can open it up and see comments posted by you, people who are probably my friends. This way you can comment publicly on what I say. C'mon, you're not chicken to post something are you? Heck, I post my feelings to the world (well, not the dark, brooding ones always, but something at least), so you can do the same. Disagree? Go ahead and say so. If you're my friend and you've thought through your position, go for it. If you haven't, expect to get skewered by myself or someone else.

Also, if you want to check out my photos, that link on the line at the top goes to my photos page, where, thanks to Yahoo!, I've uploaded a gazillion pics, usually of tanuki statues or me drinking.

So let's hear from you all out there. It'll make for some fun times. So far, my friend in town, Damien, is the only one to post. He's the one that says 'chook,' which may become the new name of this blog since I like it so much. That, or Tanuki

Thursday, December 09, 2004

Warning: Incoherent Rambling - don't mind the drooling maniac

I just started reading a book by one of Indianapolis' most famous sons, Kurt Vonnegut. I'd gotten to page 14 of Timequake when I was suddenly hit by an urge to write something. You should read this book; even though I've barely gotten through the prologue, it's pretty good. I was struck by a remark he made about a fictional story in which a 3rd airplane was sent to drop an atomic bomb on Japan. I connected it with something my friend Glasser said once about how authors and actors shouldn't use their celebrity to promote this or that political agenda.

That's the point at which I thought, What gives anyone the right to determine how other people live? What gives GW Bush the right to be president and make all sorts of decisions that affect every single human being on the planet? He certainly never went to President school? He was a numbskull in his own university, one who would probably be a homeless druggie if he didn't have insanely wealthy parents who leeched off the lifeblood of people who actually do something somewhat productive for the world. He certainly isn't exemplary of the 'values' that the uber-conservative Indiana instilled in me: he didn't make his own was in the world, he never suffers the consequences of his idiocies, and he certainly doesn't practice what he preaches.

Then I thought, it's probably not nice to write that, I'll probably offend someone. The next thought that went through my mind was, Well, fuck them. People are way too goddamn sensitive.

So in short, read Timequake, writers should be able to have their voices heard, even if they're famous and I don't like them, and I'm definitely in need of sleep. Later.